8/1/2026

• Website has been completely overhauled. Newcomers will not know this. Those who know... know.
• The daily themes script has been deprecated. Sorry bitches.
• The Blog! image link will now display the name and date of the latest entry beneath it going forward.
• New music player.
• The website should overall be more performant now.
• Most of the website should be decently usable on mobile now.

7/26/2026

• Blog entry added: AYN Thor Pro (Batch 5) Review

5/2/2026

• Stats for this year's Ocarina of Time run have been posted on The Ocarina of Shrine.

4/26/2026

• Fixed the music player. The catbox.moe links died, so now they're being hosted on my own database.

4/11/2026

• FULL TARDQUEST LANDING PAGE REDESIGN! I spent a lot of time on this, please humor me.

4/7/2026

• Fixed audio playback on the playable ocarina in the Ocarina of Shrine by hosting the files on my database rather than from catbox.moe

4/6/2026

• I'm going to start putting blog entry updates here more consistently whenever I write up a new post. Something I should have done long, long ago. So here we are.
• Blog entry added: Resident Evil Requiem Review

3/16/2026

• Replaced the marquee animations for the No Baby Zone header and Random Links box with proper scrolling CSS animations. Apparently marquee support was dropped by modern browsers recently? Shit stopped working all of a sudden for me.

2/8/2026

• The Art Wall has once again been completely revamped. Pieces are now categorized by type (2D, 3D, animated, etc). The page's URL has also changed for organization purposes.

12/31/2025

• Surprise! Christmas is OVER! Go fuck yourselves, and happy new smear!

11/22/2025

• Surprise! Christmas is here early! Enjoy the new CSS theme applied to the website. Maybe S.N.O.O.M.P. will bring us all wonderful presents this year... or a pipe bomb... shit.

11/16/2025

• Pushed an update for the Blog so that images will only load once a blog entry has been opened

11/1/2025

• The Halloween theme is sticking around through November, because fuck the pilgrims, fuck the native Americans, and fuck you, that's why

10/18/2025

• Spooky and scary creatures are flying and taking over MY homepage! Oh noes! Halloween is ruined!
• While I'm still hoarding the update notes, my spoiler-free SILENT HILL f review is also up! Check it now.

10/15/2025

• I was quite late to this, but the site is now using a Halloween theme for the entirety of October! Even S.N.O.O.M.P. is festive this year!

10/5/2025

• The Blog now allows you to copy the link to a blog entry. You'll see a "Copy Link" button when an entry is expanded. For example, this link will redirect you specifically to my METAL GEAR SOLID Δ: SNAKE EATER review.

8/6/2025

• Blog page added! Will post thoughts, reviews, etc here. Some TardQuest things too, of course.

7/17/2025

• Updated TardQuest link/button images on homepage and Things! page

7/8/2025

• Changed the link to TardQuest, my apolocheese if you had this bookmarked for some reason

7/6/2025

• Nothing much to put here; just added a bunch of miscellaneous links towards the bottom of the homepage, and have also been working a lot on TardQuest lately.

6/23/2025

• At long last, I have acquired a custom domain. Who would have guessed .wang was an extension that existed?

6/14/2025

• New landing index page added. That is all.

6/1/2025

• Overhauled the homepage layout for like, the third(?) time
• Updated currently existing daily themes again
• Most (if not all) audio files are now hosted directly on my site rather than through Catbox now that I have a Neocities Supporter sub
• Did a shitload of code restructuring

5/27/2025

• Been quite a while since I've posted anything here. TardQuest has been getting a metric fuckload of updates, especially now that I've got a co-dev on the project now too.
• Consolidated all the buttons and webrings from the navbar to a special spot on the homepage

4/12/2025

• New Javascript-based game by yours truly, titled TardQuest.

4/8/2025

• Artwall massively overhauled (no longer looks gay as hell)
• Couple new things added to the artwall as well

4/4/2025

• Added .beat internet time counter to navbar
• Changed time in which themes change to @375 .beats

4/1/2025

• "Yearly Playthroughs" box added to the Ocarina of Shrine, as documentation for my tradition of playing through Ocarina of Time once every year. Now the world will know how lazy I actually am when it comes to fishing and collecting bottles.

3/31/2025

• Playable ocarina added to the Ocarina of Shrine. Yes, it can indeed play all of the songs from the original game if you hit the notes in the right order! Janky as hell though, you may sometimes need to hit the reload button to get songs to play again.

3/30/2025

• Still a work in progress, but the Ocarina of Time Shrine page now exists ("cleverly" titled the Ocarina of Shrine)

3/29/2025

• There are now Dreamcast hover/click sounds for hyperlinks
• Disabled music player autoplay for the sole reason that it gets annoying when I'm trying to test shit

3/27/2025

• My website can now run DOOM (albeit via a janky Internet Archive embed)

3/23/2025

• Snoomp and F-R.O.G. UNIT stuff added to the artwall

3/21/2025

• Fired Qeeznart, say hello to Snoomp! The snail ever!

3/16/2025

• "Character Sheet" added to About page

3/15/2025

• Website now automatically changes CSS styles every day; I wanted to do it weekly every Monday, but the script was too jank (current themes are Space, Hell, Aquatic)
• "Who is Xx_TheMilkMan69_xX" moved to About page, and renamed to "ORIGIN LARPTALE"

3/12/2025

• New music player font/colors (I've spent way too much time on this fucking thing, I need to start working on the Bionicle shrine)

3/10/2025

• Seeker added to music player
• Shit added to the artwall

3/8/2025b

• Overhauled music player window (looks more Windows Seveny and features Ecco the Dolphin jumping around)
• Music player is now hidden by default, and replaces the navbar's music icon (used to load my Webdeck playlist - sorry Chris!)
• Music navbar icon toggles the music player's visibility

3/8/2025a

• Added floating draggable music player on homepage

3/2/2025

• Added DuckDuckGo searchbar on homepage

3/1/2025

• Added logo thingy to the scrolling random links box on the homepage
• Added privacy.sexy link to random links

2/26/2025

• Replaced stupid dumbass pet with a chatbox, because fuck you

2/15/2025

• Added update box (will not add update notes predating this point in time)
• Added bell sfx on homepage
• Readjusted Spooky Gifs layout

11/??/2024

• Website created